I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
