You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
