And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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