Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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