there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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