I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
bring money and cleavage
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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