Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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