Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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