There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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