Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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