I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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