You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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