Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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