i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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