she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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