Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Randomize
