But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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