I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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