whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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