I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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