did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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