Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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