i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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