Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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