Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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