The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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