also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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