I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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