What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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