Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I cockslap morals
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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