What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
is it fun? or sober?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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