Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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