I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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