i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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