break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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