And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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