I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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