just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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