I puked a lego.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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