I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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