He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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