You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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