RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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