don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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