I bet he comes in French.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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