did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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