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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.

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(904): View more from Florida

I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.

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(530): View more from California

As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.

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(760): View more from California

You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her

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(251): View more from Alabama

He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.

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