I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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