Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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