is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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