I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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