16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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