Quick, to the slutcave!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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