Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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