wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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