I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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