I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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