DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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