how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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