I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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