I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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